Raving Amicks

Your Mom had a rough Sunday as did Nate. We were in Hood River and Nate got run over by Mark’s truck, the guy who built the lady’s house at the end of our gravel road. Bottom line, after 7 hours of surgery and many $’s later, looks like he will be OK. Happened right by the big pine tree where our driveway goes up to the house. I saw the whole thing. Nate unexpectedly started chasing Mark’s truck from behind him on the passenger’s side. Mark couldn’t see him. Mark wasn’t going fast, but Nate got under the right front wheel. Broke his pelvis in two places and severed his urethra. He did get a little revenge – he bit Mark! Nate got out of surgery a little while ago and it looks like he will be OK. But to the breeder’s chagrin, Nate lost his testicles – they were pretty damaged – no wonder he bit Mark! You may pass your condolences to Mom and Dieter. After I get done paying for this, Dieter’s going to Clark College!

Come on Amicks! How many cameras do you have amongst yourselves? Is it really that hard to take nine photos? Nine simple, crappy photos that hold the key to banishing the stark horror contained at the top of this website. Hell, just five photos will banish Tyler’s slimy, pink colon from your eyes when you’re writing a new post.

In news unrelated to Tyler’s colon, here’s a story about mysterious happenings near my desk at work.

Oh yeah, and someone turned the lights off on me again. You’d think it’s criminal to work past 5:03, or something.

Please get these colon pictures into the archive!

Dad suggested that we should consider password protecting the website, which honestly is something I’d like to avoid since I’m super lazy.

He does make a good point about privacy, though. We should be careful about posting phone numbers, addresses, and even email addresses should be avoided (unless you know the person is okay with it). I think other than that, we’re okay, but it’s a family website, so it’s up to the family.

In unrelated news, pictures of my colon.

wow, just wow that is so disgusting, jesus… god.

Hey everybody! Yes, I am alive! THough monday morning I swore I was going to die. No kidding. I woke up at about 2:30 in the morning to use the bathroom, and as I was walking and then using the bathroom (peeing) and all my blood rushed out of my head, I got really dizzy, my heartrate went to like 200 beats per minute (really fast) and then collapsed. I thought I just needed to puke so I managed to reach the sink and try to puke for about thirty seconds. Then… (man this is a long story) I think I panicked cuz I was still sweating with my heartrate so high and I figured that if this kept up I was certainly going to die. So then I went a little crazy, and then knocked on Brenton’s ( my roommate) door and said I was going to call an ambulance. Instead he just drove me, with me shakin like crazy the whole way, and then we stayed at the hospital for like 4 hours with two full bags of I.V. liquid pumped into me. so yeah I’m good. AND I got out of my accounting midterm today though which is cool too.

And finally, I would post a picture of my little wristband thing but the batteries I have for my camera are not recharging any more so Ill have to get some new ones.

Ok! and Dieter make a friggin post! Mom is quoting you! Ok, tata