April 9th, 2008 by Tyler
Okey dokey, I, uh, managed to break the private post functionality when I upgraded WordPress. So we’re going to have a public contest!
Everyone post your best submission in the comments here (and send it to the contest email address indicated in the original post)!
On friday, I’ll make a new post where we can judge them (nicely)!
April 6th, 2008 by Tyler
Penny Arcade, a vulgar and hilarious video-gaming comic, has posted a challenge. It’s simple: write a ten word story about World of Warcraft. I think we should have our own mini contest and post our best ones here.
You don’t have to know anything about WoW (I don’t), it just has to be fantasy-related. Here are the suggestions they gave:
His father’s sword, shattered to the hilt, fell like stars.
It doesn’t have to be especially epic, it merely needs to ring true. For example:
“Help,” he cried. “My dick is stuck in this Treant!”
See what I mean? It paints a picture. You know everything you need to know about the dick and the Treant. You’ve got until Thursday, the 10th of April. We’ll announce the winners next Friday.
See? Piece of cake! I’ll make a secret post Wednesday night so we can each put in our final entry (don’t forget to send an email to the one they give in the post, so that you can officially enter the contest).
March 30th, 2008 by Tyler
Hi, I’ve updated WordPress to the latest version (2.5), which is kind of the first step to getting this website fixed up. Even better, I’ve changed the way the site is installed, so that the next time I need to upgrade it, I just type one command!
You’ll notice some changes on the back-end, but it’s still pretty similar to before. Let me know if you have any questions about it. I know all the picture stuff is super broke, they are the next thing I’m going to try to fix.
I’m just glad I didn’t actually delete everybody’s posts. 
December 17th, 2007 by Tyler
I dunno where all these retarded comment spams came from, but over the weekend I deleted like 800 of them or so. It turns out wordpress has problems displaying obscene amounts of spam so I had to do some weird stuff just to make them deletable (there seems to be no way to make that into a real word). Somewhere along the line I managed to delete two real comments. If you see your comment missing, please make it again, or our collection will never be complete! 
Anyway, as Mason pointed out, a bunch more shoved their way in, and I just got rid of them. I’ll have to find some sneaky way to keep dumb comments out. Maybe I’ll make a secret question!
October 22nd, 2007 by Tyler
Lol, Mason. I hereby declare you appellationally-challenged. Now you’ve made the posts look confusing. On the bright side, it will probably make me start fixing up this half-broken blog and start requiring titles for posts.
Hi Grandma! I see you’ve been directed to our online presence. If you’d like to post, let me know, and I’ll make you an account. I think you’ll find it easier to use than you would think, and I know we’d love to have you updating us with your east coast antics. 
Thanks, Brady, for saying such nice things about the site. It’s kind of amazing that everyone has kept posting for so long, even though various parts of the site have slowly withered away with neglect. Did you know that there used to be a row of photos along the top of the front page? It looked great! It’s broken now, along with some other stuff. Oh and hey if you want an account to post stuff here, you can have one too. We like people.
September 9th, 2007 by Tyler
Mason asked me to post some YouTube videos that I told him about. So, without further ado, let’s begin with Kitten Surprise!!
And the second movie that Mason wanted me to post is quite a bit longer. Here is the epic Battle at Kruger.
I was trying to get these movies embedded, but for some reason WordPress doesn’t wanna let me.
